The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks who he is. The Pope: "I am the pope." St. Peter: "Who? There’s no such name in my book." The Pope: "I’m the representative of God on Earth." St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn’t tell me..." The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church..." St. Peter: "The Catholic church ...Never heard of it... Wait, I’ll check with the boss." St. Peter walks away through Heaven’s Gate to talk with God. St. Peter: "There’s a some guy standing outside who claims he’s your representative on earth." God: "I don’t have a representative on earth, not that I know of... Wait, I’ll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus) Jesus: "Yes father, what’s up?" God and St. Peter explain the situation. Jesus: "Wait, I’ll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow." Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. St. Peter asks Jesus why he’s laughing. Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I started 2000 years ago? It still exists!" |