A Performance at Hog Theater
There was once a hog theater where hogs performed as men, had men
One hog said, I will be a hog in a field which has found a mouse which
is being eaten by the same hog which is in the field and which has found
the mouse, which I am performing as my contribution to the performer's
Oh let's just be hogs, cried an old hog.
And so the hogs streamed out of the theater crying, only hogs,